Well zits and zombies, my final video for Halloween this year is edited and up on my Youtube channel. Can't believe that October will be over very soon and that we will move on to the traditional means of stuffing our faces during our most treasured of holidays to give thanks for our friends, family and country by means of turkey-like proteins and a drug titled tryptophan which will inevitably put everyone to sleep. Not to long after that, Old St. Nick's fat-ass will be ho-ho-ho'ing his way down our chimneys to leave gifts for the kiddies that have been good and to bury a hatchet in the heads of the ones that have not.
I love Christmas time.
Jack O' Lantern is a massive disappointment on Lionsgate's part, mostly because it sucks raw sewage out of a municipality drain pipe for it's acting, pacing and editing in some spots. This piece (of shit) is downright abysmal, and yet I still enjoy it somehow in spite of that. I really can't say that Jack O' Lantern is a fear flick you really should sit through at all, especially if you can find it because of how generic the title is. I bid you inspirational undead adieu' and have a safe time trick or treating, creating cavities for your dentist to take care of and scare the shit out of your neighbors. If you fail, dress up like a killer Santa with a hunting knife. The next killer holiday is always right around the corner.
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