The Nostril Picker

The name is what makes it. Hell, The Nostril Picker isn't even the real name of this particular film. The real name is The Changer. I think that's kind of boring. The Nostril Picker just sounds more obscure and weird if you ask me. It attracts the people that would want to see this flick and maybe some horror/cult noobs that have never heard of it. I didn't hear of it until recently when I watched a review of it by mrparka on youtube. It sounded interesting and quirky. So I did a blind buy a couple weeks ago at the infamous disc replay I keep mentioning in my various posts on here. Does Joe really pick his nose in the film? Well, yeah, he does! It really doesn't have anything to do with anything in the movie at all, but it sure is fun going around telling people you own a movie on dvd called The Nostril Picker. I love collecting these films.

 Joe likes stalking teenage girls. This is a formula for disaster.

That cop wasn't to firm about taking Joe in.

Wow, Joe's apartment is pretty shit-tastic.

Dancing around, chanting really stupid voodoo noises and whistling London bridge is falling down apparently turns you into a teenage girl.

Sweet ass, the girls locker room. Pedo undercover.

This schoolin' song is terrible... and yet it's stuck in my head as of now. Damnit.

  You would think there would be more of a reaction to your fingers being cut off than staring at your hand.

Joe isn't completely alone. He has his blow up doll.

Cannibals are always hungry, aren't they?

Quite possibly the most unattractive hooker ever-wait it's a guy. Never mind.

I watched this dvd twice before I decided that I wanted to take some notes and write a post on it. This movie is just fun. There's a lot of weird shit in it like why does Joe have two penis shaped squirt guns in his apartment? The world may never know. I don't want to, and neither should you. You should however buy and watch a copy of The Nostril Picker. It's my pick of the week. Dear God that was horrible.