Class of 1999

I have never actually seen Class of 1984, but I do own and have watched Class of 1999 a few times. Some consider this to be the sequel to 1984, but, again, since I haven't seen that I can't compare or do any sort of relating towards it. My favorite thing about Class of 1999 is that it's a kind of alternate future for America. In some ways these days, some of the shit in this film is true. It's not as post-apocalyptic or beat down as it is in the film (and there's no such drug as "edge" nowadays either. But who really needs that when there's krokodil anyway?) even though it totally has sort of a Mad Max tone to it. Just with teenagers, gangs and secret scientific societies. After watching this again recently and thinking about how kids these days have no respect for anything or anyone, the android teachers that are in this film is something that would be kick ass to have to keep them in line. Corporal Punishment, is it still legal? Well it should be. Kids need their asses beat to learn discipline and respect. Even if an android killing machine breaks their necks. Bring back the paddle.

Anarchy in the USA.

That mullet slays me.

Getting out of the pen. In the worst tough guy jacket ever.

Free fire zone with my M-16.

Wrecked!

"Looks like Hector's going to be a little late for school."

Clothes in the future are so loud.

C'mon Cody, this chick is a hottie. Don't ignore her.

Absolute Zero Tolerance.

I wish corporal punishment was still around. 

Yeah! Beat his fucking rapist ass!

Eh, he was a junkie piece of shit anyway.

Of course, greed.

"I hate water." "Nice day for a dive."

 The scene where Cody beats the shit out of one of the members of one of his rival gangs because he's trying to rape the principle's daughter is the tops. Punks and bottom feeders deserve to get destroyed. But, of course, Cody ends up getting suspended because of it because "he beat someone up" even though he explained to him that he was trying to rape his daughter. He still gets in trouble anyway. "You sent that boy to the hospital." Who gives a shit? Guys like that deserve worse. It proves that no good deed goes unpunished. And it reflects on the fucking pussies that run our country these days as well. "It's not the terrorists, it's the fact that people own guns." Yeah, fuck you government. Fuck you Obama. Anarchy rules. I need a beer and a heating pad.