Ice Cream Man

At the time, I thought this was a lost horror film called "Mr. Ice Cream Man." That's what I was really looking for when I found this packed as a double movie set along with Jack Frost 2. But I was wrong. They are not the same movie at all, and this has Clint Howard as Gregory Tudor. He's another character actor that I'll watch anything in pretty much because Clint kicks ass. This is probably the most disturbing and disgusting movie about a guy who's simple and has a mental handicap selling ice cream to adults and children. The original ice cream man gets killed while Gregory was a child getting some ice cream from him. He always liked the man and the ice cream, and when he gets old enough, he takes his place as the local ice guy. That's when shit starts building into weird. He's got eye balls and body parts all over the ice cream in his truck, and when he sells a cone or something to someone, just the way it's filmed when he puts the ice cream in said cones is just fucking disgusting. Makes me want to stay away from it for awhile.  

You know the neighborhood is perfect when it's in black and white.

Honestly, who would shoot an ice cream man?

"You didn't say please." 

Macaulay Culkin?!

Go home and change your clothes. You need a shower.

I was half expecting this guy to teach the kids about T.G.R.I. or invite them into his waxwork museum for awhile.

That's some nasty ass ice cream.

(Whistles) What a milf. I'd deliver my hard pack to her house anytime.

Tina's mom is a hoity, toity biotch.

How does no one see this fat bastard laying on the floor?

Jesus Christ, I didn't know cops were so heartless.

An ice cream party for the dead- interesting idea.

Don't eat that ice cream, boys. Who knows what body parts are in there.

  This is another one of those "profession" focused horror movies like The Dentist where someone takes a specific job someone has and flips it into some kind of twisted, off-center amalgamation. If I was younger and I watched these films, I probably wouldn't want any ice cream or want to go to the dentist. Hell, I don't go to the dentist anyway. Fluoride pushing mothers. Anyway, Ice Cream Man is a fun ride for a little something different. Probably the best (or craziest) scene is when Gregory kills a guy, makes a giant sugar cone, stuffs the dudes head in there as a hard pack, and gives it to the milf. Good stuff. Silly, but good. Anyone have any moose tracks?