Let's get nuts

I have this terrible urge. I don't really know if it's that I need some Christmas cookies or to see some woman's breasts, but I need something. A shitty horror movie perhaps? That's the spirit! Pop in a good ol' dusty assed vhs tape, a scratched to hell dvd or a minty-minty fresh blu-ray and watch some of your favorite sex and violence! You wanna get nuts, let's get nuts!