Dude Bro Party Massacre III

I'm kind of speechless with Dude Bro Party Massacre III at this point, but I will say this-it's stupidly entertaining. Seriously. Hot college girls, an overabundance of kills and gore pulled off by Motherface (yeah, Motherface) some of the most ridiculous characters and acting I've probably ever seen and a pretty dumb scene towards the end where all of the dead bros' spirits go into Brent for a final showdown against Motherface. He then turns into a Hulk-like character and beats the shit out of her and steps on her about 20-30 times in a row until she's literally part of the ground. What a way to go. What a film to watch. It never felt out of place or over done though as I was entertained and laughing pretty much the entire way through because of how fucking off the wall this thing is. The best part is the little random commercials in between certain scenes and just the over the top gore make this a very solid and comical experience for any horror or cult film buff out there. Delta Bi!

   Pool side party with beer!!

Larry King!?

My head explodes when I attempt a Rubik's Cube too. 

Motherface. Ha.

Ollie over a fat guy.

Derek looks like an over-tanned, faggoty duplicate of Kevin Sorbo and Lorenzo Lamas after they had experienced the Brundle Experiment.

Pizza Goblins!

Turbo freaked out because of a plush puppy. Wow.

Patton Oswald!?!?!?!!!?

   Turn the dude bros back into bags of oranges.

Jesus Christ. I never thought I would see Andrew W.K. ever again. Especially in a film like this.

 "Someone murdered all the beer!"

Motherface tapped your brain.

Here's the basic equation to equal Dude Bro Party Massacre III: take a movie like American Pie, add a ton of gore and people getting killed, toss in a serial killer named Motherface, dumb down the humor even lower than it already is, dirty up the print to make it look like an old ass VHS tape, cut and paste some really random fake commercials in between and that's basically what you end up with. You can even switch out American Pie with Van Wilder and it would be about the same. Take it from me, zits and zombies-you only go to college once. Well, twice maybe. Have the best 4-8 years of your life. Just don't touch any of the Dude Bros noses. They're really bags of oranges.