Saturday, March 14, 2015

Friday the 13th part VII: The New Blood




I absolutely adore pretty much all of the movies in all of the 80's franchises such as A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Hellraiser, Leprechaun, Children of the Corn... there's actually more than I realized there! But of all of those series', and all the movies in those series', Friday the 13th part VII: The New Blood has to be among my all time favorites. It has a lot of cool stuff going for it, and I personally think it stands out among the rest of the Jason films (among the others) even though, unfortunately, alot of the really brutal gore was tossed on the cutting room floor. Even so, I still stand by the fact that it's the best of the best when it comes to the Jason flicks. Even Cecil of GoodBadFlicks agrees. Watch his show. It kicks ass. If you ever see a post of mine that has the GBF logo, that probably means it's Cecil approved. Rightfully so.

This Jason death scene montage at the beginning is pretty damn cool.

"You hit mommy again. I hate you. I wish you were dead." Sounds more like a job for the Leprechaun or the Wishmaster than Jason Voorhees.

Random sexy time at Camp Crystal Lake never goes out of style.

Typical teenage cabin in the woods party. Nothing to see here.

Melissau? Melissow?

Robyn (Elizabeth Kaitan) is freaking hot as a redhead.

Jason slamming this chick into a tree while she's in a sleeping bag is probably his best kill in the entire Friday the 13th franchise.

I'm not too surprised that Tina's doctor is an asshole.

 When Jason crushes Ben's head with his bare hands, I wish the Unreal Tournament announcer would chime in and say "Ultra Kill."

Having Tina face off against Jason for the final act utilizing her telekinetic powers is fucking awesome.  As far as I can recall, this is the only movie in the series that has a character that can square off against Jason and beat his ass without lifting a physical finger. She sets him on fire, sends nails flying into his chest and forehead, crushes his mask around his face, blows up the house with him still inside, brings her dad back to life from the lake to strangle him... such a damn good entry. So good. And you see Elizabeth Kaitan's breasts. I'll just leave it at that. Get it on blu-ray.
 

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