When it comes to horror (or even movies in general) the torture porn sub-genre really has never been my thing. I just never could wrap my head around people getting viciously tortured for 90 minutes and people actually enjoying it. Sadists do exist. I will admit that I am a Saw and Hostel fan however, and I'm sure some of you reading this will probably just scoff and say some dumb shit like, "Those aren't real torture porn movies! If you want real shit, watch this!" I really could care less. If I'm going to watch something in the world of horror give me something similar to what I've posted about on here so far or anything that Fangoria or Bleeding Skull is interested in. Now those movies are entertaining! I like it when people do dumb things or watching a film with a $50 budget and a guy with a power mullet. That's my shit right there son. I just finished watching Vile on Netflix, and it really just was meh at best. Nothing really ground breaking at all.
Getting a massive handful of salt shoved into your chest cavity while strapped to a hospital bed can't feel good.
I'm not a fan of this jumpy-shot, close-up editing shit.
Stop thinking with your penis, you're going to get into trouble.
To be quite honest, I wasn't expecting this blonde chick to gas and capture everyone in the van. In a gas mask no less.
Soooo, is this a Saw II rip off?
This is just torture porn for the sake of torture porn.
Really? There's no pen and paper anywhere randomly in this ugly english looking woman's house? So you break a plate, cut up one of your fingers and write numbers on the pieces of broken plate so you guys can see what order your going to torture each other. Well, at least they're trying to be organized about it.
There's a lot of fingernail pulling in this movie.
I actually kind of enjoyed the brutality in them torturing the asian chick because I felt like she deserved it.
The story was weak, it wasn't really fully explained and the violent parts really weren't that violent or gory. At least that's what I thought. Even if there were more gore and more brutal shit in this movie than what is already there, it still wouldn't really make me like it anymore than I already do. Which isn't all that much. Watch if you're a hardcore TP fan and need to see every film in that sub-genre, otherwise it's kind of a waste of 90 minutes.
I'm not a fan of this jumpy-shot, close-up editing shit.
Stop thinking with your penis, you're going to get into trouble.
To be quite honest, I wasn't expecting this blonde chick to gas and capture everyone in the van. In a gas mask no less.
Soooo, is this a Saw II rip off?
This is just torture porn for the sake of torture porn.
Really? There's no pen and paper anywhere randomly in this ugly english looking woman's house? So you break a plate, cut up one of your fingers and write numbers on the pieces of broken plate so you guys can see what order your going to torture each other. Well, at least they're trying to be organized about it.
There's a lot of fingernail pulling in this movie.
I actually kind of enjoyed the brutality in them torturing the asian chick because I felt like she deserved it.
The story was weak, it wasn't really fully explained and the violent parts really weren't that violent or gory. At least that's what I thought. Even if there were more gore and more brutal shit in this movie than what is already there, it still wouldn't really make me like it anymore than I already do. Which isn't all that much. Watch if you're a hardcore TP fan and need to see every film in that sub-genre, otherwise it's kind of a waste of 90 minutes.
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