Sunday, October 23, 2016

31 Horrors of October: Earth Girls Are Easy


I still can't figure out what Earth Girls Are Easy has to do with horror. It has nothing to do with horror. I would categorize it more as a cult film than a horror flick because it has somewhat of a Rocky Horror Picture Show flair about it. It's silly, it features Jim Carrey, Jeff Goldblum and Damon Wayans  as the aliens, and there is a lot of relationship and sex talk. A lot of Charles Rocket cheating on Geena Davis as well. It's sort of an amalgamation of a musical, romantic comedy, and extremely light sci-fi melted together into a Busch league tasting patty melt. You enjoy it while you're eating it, but after you've taken the last bite, it just leaves a stale, cheesy, oniony after taste in the back of your mouth that leaves you reaching for a piece of Trident. You'll probably never go back to that diner again because there are better places you live by that are only a few minutes away rather than "trying that new place down the street. They have burgers and beer". This is the one and only time that I'll probably ever watch Earth Girls Are Easy. Unless I'm in the mood for that greasy, fake meat. 

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