Monday, October 24, 2016

31 Horrors of October: Return of the Killer Tomatoes


Sweet, juicy, and chock full of vitamins c, a, and cheesy jokes-how could you go wrong with the sequel to one of the greatest B-Movies of all time? You can't. Return of the Killer Tomatoes stars a very young George Clooney as a guy who makes pies at a pizzeria, and John Astin (who played Gomez in the original Addams Family) as Dr. Gangreen. Now that's a hilarious last name. It's just as lame, just as dumb, and just as funny as the original Killer Tomatoes, except Dr. Gangreen has figured out how to make the tomatoes shape-shift into whoever they want. All with some toxic waste. And some awful music played on a walk-man that looks like someone took a Viewfinder and turned it inside out. The best scene in my studious opinion is when the two main guys are in the pizzeria and cowboys, ninjas, a black dude that is dressed like Gaddafi and Uncle Wilbur all show up at once and start beating the shit out of each other. It's a scene man. I feel juiced.

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