Sunday, October 23, 2016

31 Horrors of October: Slaughter High


Here at Slaughter High, you can get an education in stabbing, slicing, dicing, or melting a woman in a bathtub! Scholarships and Grants accepted! Best four years of your life until Marty takes revenge on you for pulling that nasty prank on him on April Fools Day! Get his hopes (and dick) up of getting laid by a smoking hot brunette, only to take pictures of him while he's completely naked and embarrass the shit out of him in front of everyone? Why would he hold a grudge about that? If only you could graduate valedictorian for ruining a fellow students life and reputation. Well, looks like your going to be held back another year. Give the teacher an apple this time you self centered prick.

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